Carne Seca
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He plans on taking 1820 shits. It would have been 1825 but there's going to be a 5 day constipation episode. Not pretty.
What did you accomplish today?
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smok3h
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Dear god, you mean the prophecies are true?
Carne Seca
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I wouldn't shit you. You're one of my favorite turds.
Hepheastus420
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Ain't that some shit?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
No shit. cn
Carne Seca
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Where the hell is the Bear? He loves this.... shit. har har.
edit: neeever mind.
edit edit: What the fuck was that?
edit: neeever mind.
edit edit: What the fuck was that?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'm here, muddying the waters in that oh so special way. cn
Now it's time for me to smoke summat and render myself useless and eatful. cn
Hepheastus420
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Carne Seca
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I'm way ahead of you bear. Right now I'm trying to figure out if the bubba kush is fucking with me or my post and heph's got transposed. I'm afraid to look.I'm here, muddying the waters in that oh so special way. cn
Now it's time for me to smoke summat and render myself useless and eatful. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'm not sure. When i first posted, I captured your second line in my quote but didn't see it. I was about to correct the sitch, but now there are three lines. Smok3h's hypothesis is as good as any ... cnWhere the hell is the Bear? He loves this.... shit. har har.
edit: neeever mind.
edit edit: What the fuck was that?
thespaceman937
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I peed in a bottle on a six hour drive with three girls in the car. Kinda tough including they were all chanting at me, "do it pussy"
marc88101
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Carne Seca
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That just fucked up my time line. What day is this? 
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Hepheastus420
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Welcome to the twilight zone..
[video=youtube;NzlG28B-R8Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y[/video]
smok3h
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I feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It took me years and years to overcome Shy Bladder. Now it's the prostate messing with me. cnI feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me
Carne Seca
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I wonder if he misunderstood them and they were actually asking for a three way..... that would be sad. And funny... but sad too.I feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me
thespaceman937
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Haha. I love RIU! If I was'nt going to burst, it would have never happened.