Nice.
I can just picture it.I make bird cakes every morning. I'm running late and I need to hit the streets to run, temps are rising. I'm hurrying, so I loosen the cap on the new 1/2 gallon of buttermilk and shake vigorously.
The first shot up the nose and down the cleavage was a real shocker. Then as a half gallon of buttermilk slowly slid down me I surveyed the damage and enjoyed the cool temperature.
Like a pro, I finished the bird cakes, washed the counters, rinsed my hair under the sink and mopped the entire kitchen floor. I'm hitting the streets with the vague sour smell of buttermilk emanating from me. I'll shower when I return LOL.
Damn it's like you were there LOL
You could be smelled in the jungleI make bird cakes every morning. I'm running late and I need to hit the streets to run, temps are rising. I'm hurrying, so I loosen the cap on the new 1/2 gallon of buttermilk and shake vigorously.
The first shot up the nose and down the cleavage was a real shocker. Then as a half gallon of buttermilk slowly slid down me I surveyed the damage and enjoyed the cool temperature.
Like a pro, I finished the bird cakes, washed the counters, rinsed my hair under the sink and mopped the entire kitchen floor. I'm hitting the streets with the vague sour smell of buttermilk emanating from me. I'll shower when I return LOL.
so how was the first day on the job?Friend of mine hooked me up with a summer job at his Uncle's body shop. It's an entry level position, so it's mostly bitch work - grinding, cutting, lifting etc. but, the pay is surprisingly decent. Plus I love working with my hands, so I am pretty stoked. Perfect way to pick up some new customers if nothing else. I start tomorrow, wish me luck.
Went pretty smooth, man. Thanks. Spent most of the day getting oriented, meeting the crew. Shot the shit with the boss during lunch - he seems pretty chill. Today has been kind of an ass-kicker, though. Lots of running around outside. It hit 101 by noon, and it's not even July...so how was the first day on the job?
I've spent most of the day getting disoriented, congratulation on the new jale. Stay hydrated my nigg.Went pretty smooth, man. Thanks. Spent most of the day getting oriented, meeting the crew. Shot the shit with the boss during lunch - he seems pretty chill. Today has been kind of an ass-kicker, though. Lots of running around outside. It hit 101 by noon, and it's not even July...
I could be smelled 1/2 across the state. Came in from running, slammed down 3/4 lb of King Crab, a dozen Shrimp and 2 beers, died on the couch. Woke up and offended myself.You could be smelled in the jungle
Buttermilk and seafood in the sun! Iiiiitttt's date night!I could be smelled 1/2 across the state. Came in from running, slammed down 3/4 lb of King Crab, a dozen Shrimp and 2 beers, died on the couch. Woke up and offended myself.