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lokie

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Had only John Wayne Bobbitt known of this maneuver it could have saved him a lot of grief.
Whatever happened to JWB?






May 12, 2016 6:00 AM
John Wayne Bobbitt Resurfaces, Gives Very Important Update on His Reattached Penis
23 years ago next month, John Wayne Bobbitt woke up to quite a shock: his then-wife, Lorena Bobbitt, had sliced off his penis with a kitchen knife.

Back in 1993, the Bobbitts made headlines due to the absolutely insane circumstances surrounding the situation. Lorena accused her husband of physical and sexual abuse. Her husband's penis was reattached and she was acquitted of all criminal charges, the jury labeling her temporarily insane due to abuse and mental illness.

Surprising no one, the two split shortly afterwards.

John parlayed the scenario into a bizarre porn career, and even appeared in a film called "Frankenpenis" after Howard Sternhelped him get a penile enlargement. He then disappeared from the public eye, his name later popping up in headlines about getting arrested in 2004 and breaking his neck in a car accident in 2014.


http://toofab.com/2016/05/11/john-wayne-bobbitt-steve-harvey-show/
 

Justin-case

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Whatever happened to JWB?






May 12, 2016 6:00 AM
John Wayne Bobbitt Resurfaces, Gives Very Important Update on His Reattached Penis
23 years ago next month, John Wayne Bobbitt woke up to quite a shock: his then-wife, Lorena Bobbitt, had sliced off his penis with a kitchen knife.

Back in 1993, the Bobbitts made headlines due to the absolutely insane circumstances surrounding the situation. Lorena accused her husband of physical and sexual abuse. Her husband's penis was reattached and she was acquitted of all criminal charges, the jury labeling her temporarily insane due to abuse and mental illness.

Surprising no one, the two split shortly afterwards.

John parlayed the scenario into a bizarre porn career, and even appeared in a film called "Frankenpenis" after Howard Sternhelped him get a penile enlargement. He then disappeared from the public eye, his name later popping up in headlines about getting arrested in 2004 and breaking his neck in a car accident in 2014.


http://toofab.com/2016/05/11/john-wayne-bobbitt-steve-harvey-show/
I wonder if she took back her maiden name after the divorce " Chopzcockoff " Eastern European I believe.
 

Indacouch

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Busy day yesterday can't sleep so I came on here to see wtf was going on kinda dead .....OH!!! Had a guy call me a Dinga ling on here thanks @Vonkins for that because it reminded me about this

I forgot to post a pic of my mini penis but I will in the morning ....or mini Dinga ling I shall call it now ...guna make a necklace for me and several of my Riu nut job family members .....thanks again to the guy who thought calling me a Dinga ling would hurt my feelings .....I've got the whole family whistling the music of the above posted song ...
 
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neosapien

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I went to the doctor for my yearly exam and had them mark on my record that I quit smoking cigarettes 3 months ago. So I guess it's official. Some kind of student came in to ask me questions and do some tests. All while I was naked in a gown. She was kinda hot. I made her laugh a lot. It was the highlight of my sad pathetic life. Er no that's wrong, it was the highlight of my morning.
 

Haze the maze

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I had a hard time getting My butter out in one piece so, I broke it and it broke into 3 pieces plus one little cube about 1 cm square. and now that' what I'm doing today. Apparently.My butter is very strong.(:
 

whitebb2727

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The pic doesn't do it justice. My leg is purple. I didn't think a dog bite would hurt so bad. Feels like I got hit by a baseball bat in the calf.
 

iHearAll

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currently studying cal3. avoiding masturbating. drinking coffee.

planted some black petal opium and a few fem'd beans
 
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