what do brits think?

haight

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lol I'm not afraid of the british. I have no beef with them.. I just think the majority of them are dicks..
Indeed, but they speak better English than most Europeans once you get used to their accent. My beef with most Euros is that they never smile. They look like they have a broomstick up their ass or something.
 

W Dragon

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Being British most of us are under the impression it's you Americans with the bad teeth? seems to be a lot of hillbilly types sporting a lot of gums rather than teeth?
Also on a side note I'm welsh and we dislike everyone including our own, we are not prejudice we dislike everyone equally..........well almost lol
 
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haight

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What do Brits think of the Septics? You honestly want ananswer to that?


OK, you asked for it!:

Obese, materialistic, polluting, grossly over consuming, insular, poorly travelled, loud, obnoxious, ill-educated, bigoted, gun toting, war-mongering pussies who moan for years on end over the ONE single terrorist attack on their soil as if it wasn't but a tiny percentage of the misery they've inflicted on the world, and then use it as a justification to create even more misery, death and destruction! Phew!

War on "commies", war on drugs, war on terror-War, war and more fucking war. I could go on, so I will!

Hysterical, bogey-man chasing indoctrinated mugs who cheer for the deaths inflicted on brown people on the other side of the world yet act indignant when the true horror of it is brought to their own doorstep.

Murderous, hypocritical wankers that have killed more people in the last 40 years than any other nation yet hold themselves up as the glorious beacon of democracy to the world and to the peoples they slaughter.

The nation who thinks it's perfectly just to send a death squad into a sovereign"ally" nation to kill someone instead of arresting, trying and convicting them in an international court of law.
Coup-sponsoring, rebel funding fucks with their pervasive tendrils pushing their “democratic” agenda worldwide, until the wind changes and the rebels they previously supported with arms and funds suddenly become"terrorists".

The land of the free with the biggest prison population in the world, the home of the brave who drop bombs on civilians from high altitude.

The richest nation in the world that won't even provide free healthcare to its needy citizens, or help them when the levy's break. The originators of such ethical mega-corps like McDonalds, Coca-Cola and Monsanto.

Oh, but they've got good teeth!


The funniest thing about all of the above is that most Americans will completely fail to see the irony!
You're right. We should just appease everybody then all will be well. And if the Czechs complain, who the hell cares about them.
 

Hepheastus420

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What do Brits think of the Septics? You honestly want ananswer to that?


OK, you asked for it!:

Obese, materialistic, polluting, grossly over consuming, insular, poorly travelled, loud, obnoxious, ill-educated, bigoted, gun toting, war-mongering pussies who moan for years on end over the ONE single terrorist attack on their soil as if it wasn't but a tiny percentage of the misery they've inflicted on the world, and then use it as a justification to create even more misery, death and destruction! Phew!

War on "commies", war on drugs, war on terror-War, war and more fucking war. I could go on, so I will!

Hysterical, bogey-man chasing indoctrinated mugs who cheer for the deaths inflicted on brown people on the other side of the world yet act indignant when the true horror of it is brought to their own doorstep.

Murderous, hypocritical wankers that have killed more people in the last 40 years than any other nation yet hold themselves up as the glorious beacon of democracy to the world and to the peoples they slaughter.

The nation who thinks it's perfectly just to send a death squad into a sovereign"ally" nation to kill someone instead of arresting, trying and convicting them in an international court of law.
Coup-sponsoring, rebel funding fucks with their pervasive tendrils pushing their “democratic” agenda worldwide, until the wind changes and the rebels they previously supported with arms and funds suddenly become"terrorists".

The land of the free with the biggest prison population in the world, the home of the brave who drop bombs on civilians from high altitude.

The richest nation in the world that won't even provide free healthcare to its needy citizens, or help them when the levy's break. The originators of such ethical mega-corps like McDonalds, Coca-Cola and Monsanto.

Oh, but they've got good teeth!


The funniest thing about all of the above is that most Americans will completely fail to see the irony!
Gees dude.. that kinda hurt :(.
 

haz102

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What do Brits think of the Septics? You honestly want ananswer to that?


OK, you asked for it!:

Obese, materialistic, polluting, grossly over consuming, insular, poorly travelled, loud, obnoxious, ill-educated, bigoted, gun toting, war-mongering pussies who moan for years on end over the ONE single terrorist attack on their soil as if it wasn't but a tiny percentage of the misery they've inflicted on the world, and then use it as a justification to create even more misery, death and destruction! Phew!

War on "commies", war on drugs, war on terror-War, war and more fucking war. I could go on, so I will!

Hysterical, bogey-man chasing indoctrinated mugs who cheer for the deaths inflicted on brown people on the other side of the world yet act indignant when the true horror of it is brought to their own doorstep.

Murderous, hypocritical wankers that have killed more people in the last 40 years than any other nation yet hold themselves up as the glorious beacon of democracy to the world and to the peoples they slaughter.

The nation who thinks it's perfectly just to send a death squad into a sovereign"ally" nation to kill someone instead of arresting, trying and convicting them in an international court of law.
Coup-sponsoring, rebel funding fucks with their pervasive tendrils pushing their “democratic” agenda worldwide, until the wind changes and the rebels they previously supported with arms and funds suddenly become"terrorists".

The land of the free with the biggest prison population in the world, the home of the brave who drop bombs on civilians from high altitude.

The richest nation in the world that won't even provide free healthcare to its needy citizens, or help them when the levy's break. The originators of such ethical mega-corps like McDonalds, Coca-Cola and Monsanto.

Oh, but they've got good teeth!


The funniest thing about all of the above is that most Americans will completely fail to see the irony!
You said it man!!! That is the USA all over!!
 

del66666

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i love this thread....its just like having a chat with my family............we should start a commune....
 

MISSPHOEBE

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There is always a stereotyping of some kind.......... of all different nations........ like if we think of Arabs-------- well...........

and if we think of Indians ------ well.............

and same goes for Americans - we have the image of a large red faced fat man with more money than sense smoking a cigar............ well.............

its funny
 

neosapien

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Well this thread was exactly what I thought it would be...

REASONS I LIKE ENGLAND...

1. Mr. Bean
2. Lowkey
3. Fawlty Towers
4. Are You Being Served?
5. Snatch.

That should do it for now.
 

Tenner

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Well this thread was exactly what I thought it would be...

REASONS I LIKE ENGLAND...

1. Mr. Bean
2. Lowkey
3. Fawlty Towers
4. Are You Being Served?
5. Snatch.

That should do it for now.
Lock stock and two smoking barrels too... Also Death at a funeral lol

I enjoy the American humour on this forum, I think the USA students I meet here are pretty fun too :)

I also think Mad Max is sick :D
 

kentuckyboy

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I am an American and extremely proud of that fact. We have the best country in the world by far even though shit is pretty fucked up now. I hope that we get a president that can fix the mess that all these presidents keep getting us in. As far as Britain goes, I look at them as our allies and the mother of our country which we undoubtedly won our freedom from in the years long ago. I actually watch a TV series called Spooks along with a couple other shows that are made for British TV, and it is quite a wake up call as to how the world perceives us. If the TV show Spooks really does have some merit to it then the Brits look at us as the Big Bully on the block but allies and people with basically the same thoughts as them. Meaning that we basically have the same idealogy and want mostly the same thing in the world. I have met a few people from Britain/England when I went on a trip to Cancun, Mexico, and they were cool as hell. We got smashed drunk together. I was only 18 at the time, and they were grown ass men. It was pretty cool!
 
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