You Know You're a Stoner if....

If you plant a seed in a pot only to dig it up in 3 days to find its not there, Lol sorry Ollie!

If your girlfriend complains that you smoke to much dank.
 
You know you're a stoner when you eat an entire bag of cheetos while in the shower. Then when I, your mom, asks "Honey why is there orange prints all over the shower and an empty cheetos bag?" And the answer is "I was hungry".

Damn I love that kid! (Straight A high honors btw)
 
You know you're a stoner when you can't find the TV remote FOREVER......Then you go into your freezer to get some ice cubes and the remote is frozen to a bag of edamame. Sigh.
 
You know you're a stoner when you eat an entire bag of cheetos while in the shower. Then when I, your mom, asks "Honey why is there orange prints all over the shower and an empty cheetos bag?" And the answer is "I was hungry".

Damn I love that kid! (Straight A high honors btw)

That is hillarious! from now on i'll end sentences that begin with "I was so" with that because it means nothing but can be used to funnily describe anything.

"I was so angry i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so happy i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so horny i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower."

Thats my new catchphrase!
 
I got a pic of a blunt I rolled out of brown paper bag, LOL i was desparate with no cigar

Lol. Thats a quote from from IgrowUgrow. Hahah made me laugh
 
You know your a stoner when you set down a few bags of crisps and other munchies for later on, go to grab them a while later and realize your halfway through eating them :)
 
You know your a stoner when you say, "ok, just one hit for now"

Next thing you know you've done 6 bong rips, and 6 spoon rips. Not to mention the joint being passed around.
 
You know your a stoner when you say, "ok, just one hit for now"

Next thing you know you've done 6 bong rips, and 6 spoon rips. Not to mention the joint being passed around.
I can't tell you how many times I've said "I'm good for now" while I'm lighting the J.
Its all good !
 
Lol so get this. Im in my supply chain class, and my professor is talking about cargo holding units that go on semi trucks. Well aparently the industry jargon for those is "reefers"! Lol no joke. So then my professor does off for 5 minutes talking about reefers and saying shit like "reefers come in 20 and 40 foot sizes" and "Ive even seen reefers get as large as 53 feet." Lmao! And of course I was baked, so this shit had me giggling lol.
 
That is hillarious! from now on i'll end sentences that begin with "I was so" with that because it means nothing but can be used to funnily describe anything.

"I was so angry i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so happy i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so horny i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower."

Thats my new catchphrase!

Well I'm honored that we gave you a new catchphrase. Lol, happy smokin! z
 
Lol so get this. Im in my supply chain class, and my professor is talking about cargo holding units that go on semi trucks. Well aparently the industry jargon for those is "reefers"! Lol no joke. So then my professor does off for 5 minutes talking about reefers and saying shit like "reefers come in 20 and 40 foot sizes" and "Ive even seen reefers get as large as 53 feet." Lmao! And of course I was baked, so this shit had me giggling lol.
In military vernacular, particularly the sea going services, refrigerators & even freezers are called reefers.
Just the way it is.
 
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