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Danthebull

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Hi everybody.......:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Ok so i think that we need to bring some light hearted fun to this site, where we can all just sit back and flick through this thread for a giggle, Or to just down right mess with your mind when your high as a fricking kite.....

You can post what every you like on this thread as long as its funny to you and other. or its going to test your fellow grower.....

Here is an example of mine to kick us off....


Senario...

3 women live together in a flat that has no TV. So the 3 women decide to go to a TV shop to buy 1 for the flat. So the next day the 3 women set of shopping to the TV shop in town. When they get there they take a look around and see a TV that they all agree to purchase.

The TV is £30.

So they all give the shop keeper £10 each.

3 x £10 = £30.

They are happy with there buy and set of home, TV in hand.

Once they left the shop, The shopkeeper thinks to himself???? " i have over charged tho's Lady's by £5.

So he calls his little assistant and say's. " here are 5 pound coins, run and catch up tho's ladys and give it to them"

The little assistant starts running after the ladys, but on the way to them thinks to himself. " They dont know how much they have been over charged. I'll give them 1 pound back each "

So he catches them and gives them a 1 pound back each

Ok so now he gave them a pound they have only spent £9 each.

3 x £9 = £27.

The little assistant pocketed £2

So £27 + £2 = £29.

So where as the other pound gone???????????????????????????????????????:confused:


Thanks for taking the time to go through this and i hope you have somthing to add....:leaf::leaf::leaf::leaf::leaf:
 
OKay , Jack Herrer dies and goes to Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him at The Pearly Gates.
St. Peter is showing Jack around Heaven when they finally come to this large brick wall that seems to go up for miles .
Jack asks St. Peter " Hey , what is this wall here ? "
St. Peter says " Ssshh , Cathalics are on the other side . They think they are the only ones up here " .
 
Picture of my crazy voodoo knife rack..

Fucking brilliant or what.....
 

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Ok i got a riddle for you all to solve...


tare 1 off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead. What am I????
 
Ok i got a fact.

Did you know that a cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head....
And the only reason for it dying is because it starves to death.....

Also a cockroach would be the only living organisym to survive a nuclure blast.....
 
Ok i got a riddle for you all to solve...


tare 1 off and scratch my head, what once was red is black instead. What am I????

ohhh ok see you fucked me up with the tare, you meant tear, tare is a function on a scale and i thought the red and black was a sort of positive/negative reference. its a match.
 
ohhh ok see you fucked me up with the tare, you meant tear, tare is a function on a scale and i thought the red and black was a sort of positive/negative reference. its a match.

Bingo.... Well done mate. Sorry about the spelling mistake.... yeah its a match.......
 
Another riddle to be solved.


I AM BUSHY HEADED YET I HAVE NO HAIR I HAVE NO EYES BUT HAVE SEEN MANY A YEAR; MOISTURE CANNOT PENETRATE MY FLAKY SKIN BUT ITS REALY GOOD AT KEEPING IT IN. WHAT AM I????
 
Ok i got a fact.

Did you know that a cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head....
And the only reason for it dying is because it starves to death.....

Also a cockroach would be the only living organisym to survive a nuclure blast.....

wow didnt know that,
 
I had to cheat too lol

Lol cheater.......lol

Well one of my saying to friends of mine is " if you can't win normally,,, cheat"..... Im also a very bad looser. i hate to loose at anything. I also say that if your not a bad looser then you shouldn't be playing the game's coz your not putting your all into it....

Remember coming second is the 1st looser...lol
 
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