tyler.durden
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April Fool's, Bitches!
A quarter of the Year, Down...
Where does the time go?
A quarter of the Year, Down...
Where does the time go?
Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)
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j.GrEeN.<,{'^'},>
Active Member
THEY squiggle THEY squirmOkay, here's the rules for this thread: I want you guys to post what's currently on your mind, something humorous, something deep, what you're looking forward to... whatever. The trick is it must be in Haiku form. For the purposes of this thread, all Haikus must be 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables, and you must compose them yourself. If your haiku contains opposing ideas, you get extra credit. Please post as many Haiku as you like. All criticism and questions are welcomed, but thy must be in haiku form to be recognized
I'll start:
Dank smoke fills my lungs
Reality is still there
I worry less now
The weekend is here
Why is my kid out of school?
My weekend is dead
This thread will go on
RIU will share its wit
What clue can we have?
"Illuminated in light"
A serpents delight......
tyler.durden
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THEY squiggle THEY squirm
"Illuminated in light"
A serpents delight......
Lil' Squiggly Squirmies!
Like the Ones in my Nutsack
I Unload Often...
eye exaggerate
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^ that's where it goes, man!
...heard the expression "time flies"?
...Windy City, eh?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Thrown alarm clock -
time flies like a banana.
Fast? Curved? Blink; wake up.
cn
time flies like a banana.
Fast? Curved? Blink; wake up.
cn
RavenMochi
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4 weeks and counting,
mad shack girls move to their doom
I sharpen my blade...
long since I've been here,
life's hectic to say the least,
will try to post more
And how does it fair?
the haiku army marches
even time fears it.
will try to show up,
more then I have as of late,
much haiku's to read
mad shack girls move to their doom
I sharpen my blade...
long since I've been here,
life's hectic to say the least,
will try to post more
And how does it fair?
the haiku army marches
even time fears it.
will try to show up,
more then I have as of late,
much haiku's to read
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Feathered Friend Returns!
We have missed you so, Raven
Harvest time is Near?
I murdered them All
Dismembered them, One by One
My 40 green girls
Just last week this be
Trainwreck, NL&BB
White Widow, OG...
Their Corpses Displayed
Limbs and Torsos Hanging up
Green Crucifixes
They all die for me
They know no greater Honor
Their Children are Next...
RavenMochi
Well-Known Member
The blade grows restless,
it senses its victims life,
3 more weeks are left
Only 8 to cut,
my first test of this setup,
heat still causing hell
NL&BB,
we've grown to know each other,
tomorrow comes more
My mentor is kind,
Legion and Tahoe OG's
he has exposed me O.O
I missed your dark style
beauty shown in the murder,
of your precious girls.
it senses its victims life,
3 more weeks are left
Only 8 to cut,
my first test of this setup,
heat still causing hell
NL&BB,
we've grown to know each other,
tomorrow comes more
My mentor is kind,
Legion and Tahoe OG's
he has exposed me O.O
I missed your dark style
beauty shown in the murder,
of your precious girls.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Girls grew so pretty
'til they met the shears of truth.
Their heads live in jars.
cn
'til they met the shears of truth.
Their heads live in jars.
cn
RavenMochi
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I tried to "like it"Girls grew so pretty
'til they met the shears of truth.
Their heads live in jars.
cn
but there is no more button,
your humor is dark
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Her Head is Inside
A Jar of Formaldehyde!
This, I haven't Tried...
A Jar of Formaldehyde!
This, I haven't Tried...
RavenMochi
Well-Known Member
ONE WEEK LEFT TO WAIT!
and my bitches must die
long have I waited.
Another batch grows,
they envy sexy sisters,
they know no better
the next starts a mut,
I now germ all of my seeds,
9 different strains pend
and my bitches must die
long have I waited.
Another batch grows,
they envy sexy sisters,
they know no better
the next starts a mut,
I now germ all of my seeds,
9 different strains pend
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Hello, Feathered Friend!ONE WEEK LEFT TO WAIT!
and my bitches must die
long have I waited.
Another batch grows,
they envy sexy sisters,
they know no better
the next starts a mut,
I now germ all of my seeds,
9 different strains pend
Time to kill the Ladies soon?
I'm fond of that day
Blades at the Ready
The first Chop is at the Legs
Sweep them off their Feet
I love the process
Dismembering and Hanging
Scissor Hash Galore!
The young ones will Peek
Don't let them see the Slaughter
Ruins the Surprise...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Under black-bright skies
I crouch and wait for the prey
There! A shooting star.
Satellites slowly
divide constellations with
Newton's spidersilk.
Glass extends my sight
into the deepest beyond:
those spots are galaxies.
cn
I crouch and wait for the prey
There! A shooting star.
Satellites slowly
divide constellations with
Newton's spidersilk.
Glass extends my sight
into the deepest beyond:
those spots are galaxies.
cn
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
eye exaggerate
Well-Known Member
...he's the bear 'round here
Descriptive as all hell, man...
Quite the gift he has
RavenMochi
Well-Known Member
image of the bear,
gazing through a telescope,
now I know I'm high
Our bear well spoken,
he is our local scholar,
in our mad jungle
gazing through a telescope,
now I know I'm high
Our bear well spoken,
he is our local scholar,
in our mad jungle
RavenMochi
Well-Known Member
Hello, Feathered Friend!
Time to kill the Ladies soon?
I'm fond of that day
Blades at the Ready
The first Chop is at the Legs
Sweep them off their Feet
I love the process
Dismembering and Hanging
Scissor Hash Galore!
The young ones will Peek
Don't let them see the Slaughter
Ruins the Surprise...
I so did want to,
make the young bitches watch,
"BEHOLD BITCHES, FATE!!!"
"They disobeyed me"
I'll say, "obey me and live"
to most this is lies
so cruel to our girls,
they serve us so well and yet,
coldly we cut them.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It must be granted
that the funerary rites
are good to their God.
Never mind incense -
the odor to please Heaven
ascends from my bowl.
Cannabis would not
be the Church's sacrament.
Monks with munchies? No.
cn
that the funerary rites
are good to their God.
Never mind incense -
the odor to please Heaven
ascends from my bowl.
Cannabis would not
be the Church's sacrament.
Monks with munchies? No.
cn
RavenMochi
Well-Known Member
scholar in more then,
just one topic, botany,
and theology
just one topic, botany,
and theology