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[tipsgnob]

I like chunky monkey...

 

[jahman2222]

A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.

Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay.

Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?"

"Well... yes."

Still without looking up: "Does that mean lick women down below?"

Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!"

hahahahahhahahhaha...i hate pussy stank

 

[ceestyle]

i just had a pork sandwich

nobody likes porkhop sandwiches ??!!! sheesh. tough crowd.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Youtube was being a bitch when I tried to watch the clip, lol, sorry

 

[ceestyle]

maybe it's just me, but I can't watch that clip enough times. It still slays me. I'm not even baked..

 

[Twistyman]

Morning all......Shitty weather again..........

 

[korvette1977]

Morning all......Shitty weather again..........

Whats Up twisty... I have to go out and clean the garage today.. I need to clean it in a big way .. Ive been putting it off for weeks

 

[tipsgnob]

Whats Up twisty... I have to go out and clean the garage today.. I need to clean it in a big way .. Ive been putting it off for weeks

if you do a really good job, I will let you clean mine........

 

[THEGROWER42384]

today looks to be a good one hopefully i get motavated and put some more plants in the ground thats the plan

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

It's gonna be a good day, Tater

 

[Twistyman]

Whats Up twisty... I have to go out and clean the garage today.. I need to clean it in a big way .. Ive been putting it off for weeks

Yeah I just finished bowl brigade..... hate cleaning toilets....

 

[korvette1977]

I like chunky monkey...

Me Too I love that shit... Now I want some

 

[korvette1977]

Yeah I just finished bowl brigade..... hate cleaning toilets....

Been out there mostly all day so far, Im about 1/2 way done ,, Been finding lots of tools I lost .. Its like christmas ,,But with heat , sweat , and old toys ,,,,

 

[Twistyman]

Jimmyspaz told me about a guy who grew a lot and found a lost pound in his basement...I offered to go help clean...

 

[korvette1977]

if you do a really good job, I will let you clean mine........

Yea right ,,, After mine is done ,(tomorrow,I did 1/2 today) I got a whole year till I have to do it again..

 

[tipsgnob]

oh well...I tried...........

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I hate cleaning garages, or attics, or basements, or anything where there's likely to be a bunch of spiders and shit that'll make me do the high pitched girly scream.

 

[Chiceh]

I hate cleaning garages, or attics, or basements, or anything where there's likely to be a bunch of spiders and shit that'll make me do the high pitched girly scream.

I hate cleaning anything, lol.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I know, it's a real soul killer.If I had no dishwasher, we'd eat off paper plates.

I hate cleaning anything, lol.

 

[Dfunk]

Cleaning can be fun!