Guyzzz please help

I messed up big. im growing outside this year for the first time in my fields out behind the house...well, i told 2 different friends a while back. but i think there conspiring against me to rob my plants. they were never "buddies" where id have them over and show them anything, just blazing friends id go hangout with in town. well, i keep seeing them driving by my house out in the middle of no-where where they obviously never cruised around before, but now they drive by all the time and they dont think i know its them. its not my paranoia either, i know there vehicles. i know, NEVER tell anyone, but i got anxious and stupid and i told those 2 that i had a couple plants...i have more than a couple to say the least, and there not plants...10 foot tall isn't a plant anymore, its a tree. theres no trails leading from the road to my plants, but im soooooooooooo nervous right now...heres my plan: i want to put nails and spikes through boards of plywood and hide them along the somewhat paths that lead on to the property? is this legal? can i be sued or arrested?? and please, no ban, im not violent at all but i need this harvest or i might as well shoot myself haha. this is it for me. i need to protect my stuff...so what yall think?

is this legal?
No
can i be sued or arrested??
Yes & Yes

Get motion sensors.

Get some barbed wire and t-posts. String the barbed wire across the way to your plants.

This slows them down while you get your pitchfork.

Thieves make excellent slow release fertilizer.

veggiegardener said:

Thieves make excellent slow release fertilizer.

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LOL! Dude I hope you didn't grow the plants on your actual property, If you did then boobie traps are out. They can sue you. If they aren't on your property then I would definitely make some traps. I'm a fan of the punji pit myself. Dig some deep holes and put upward facing sharp sticks in the bottom for them to fall on. You can put feces on the tips of the spikes so a nasty infection will set in. Make sure you cover up the top of the pit so it blends in with the rest of the ground.

These guys have some good advice,I cant think of any realistic traps. But I feel for you bro

can u afford one of those cameras hunters use to take pics of deer

What is a picture gunna do? It's not like he can go to the cops waving a picture in the air and say "Hey look these guys stole my WEED plants!" I still vote for the pits, they really aren't that hard to make plus they are free and effective. Just look up various animal trap methods and just make them larger scale...

i know its illegal and i could be sued, but i need this grow really bad. im practically home-less, recently lost my job, broke, starving literally, vehicle broke down, im soooo screwed right now, i lost a good job at a bad time and have no place to live here pretty soon. . the grow is on my property, so i guess im going with those feces laced pits, thats f'in genious! cant really prove i put them there...i just cant get robbed. thanks guyz, this site is very helpful.

oJUICEBOXo said:

What is a picture gunna do? It's not like he can go to the cops waving a picture in the air and say "Hey look these guys stole my WEED plants!" I still vote for the pits, they really aren't that hard to make plus they are free and effective. Just look up various animal trap methods and just make them larger scale...

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you people are idiots, with a pic he can see who did it and have a chance of getting his crop back. are you really going to put a boobie trap up? this isnt vietnam. if you want to intimidate these people show them that you have a shotgun or something while they are driving by, get a damn bb gun or toy gun if you have to.

brickweedisthebestIMO said:

i guess im going with those feces laced pits

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"Hiking Boy Scouts skewered by pot grower-Film at 11". Good lord, every time I read something really stupid on here, someone outdoes it.

If you can't move them, and you can't bring yourself to talk to the two suspects before they do something stupid, hope for the best and then learn from your mistake.

I'm using a air soft ak and a top of the line paint ball gun. Ever been hit with either? They fucking hurt and draw blood, thats if you got protection on. Hit them with a few strong paint balls to the face and they'll leave. for then. A BB gun will just piss them off and laugh at u as take your stash. And as far as i know even an ex-con can have either and their toys. Good luck and shooting if you have to. In nor cal they go the hill. If they come back their good.

Yeah dude I was totally kidding with you DON'T USE THE PITS you will go to jail. I like the paintball idea, you could also freeze the paintballs for some extra sting!

Their gonna rob you. Tell someone that they talk to that your going out of town for a couple days. Then just post out and wait. When they show up let them take all they want while staying hidden. Then call the cops and say that you saw a car loaded with weed, give them the license plate#, and the make and model of the car. After the call clean everything up! The loss of your grass seems inevitable, but that will make it hurt more for them and less for you.

I agree with capncash,traps get you arrested and\or sued. Get a wireless camera and run it to your computer. The cameras are cheap depending on how much area your trying to watch, and even come with sound. I found one at computergeeks.com with night vision and audio for $50. Again with capncash, im a firm believer in the right to bare arms and people are a lot less likely to push the issue if they know you have a gun. LOL Tennis great idea, except hes depending on this crop for the income.

camp site & tent time

Ughh should never tell anyone anything man bigg mistake. I wouldnt set no traps or anything to get arrested because thatd be a bigger problem then the one you have now..I deffinitly wouldnt let em jack it then calll the cops on em, thatd be even more pussy then them. Id get yourself a gun and if they wanna be brave let em be brave. Not sayin blow em to peices LOL just gotta be smarter than them and try and scare em away. Maybe put a fence around your girls or somthing. Paintball gun aint a bad idea either. GL buddy..

you need to quit being a bitch. if i knew those motherfuckers were plotting on me i'd fuck them up. grow some nuts bro. thats probibly why they are going to jack you, because they know you wont do anything. and also... keep your mouth shut. you shouldn't trust anyone! i only let the cat outta the bag when i have a surplus and even then, i say i got it from jerry. be smart man

Go confront those idiots. They will be less likely to steal your shit if you ask them what the hell they are doing driving around your property. If they think that you are onto them they might not rob you. You can always tell them about that new "shotgun" you just bought to take care of the "rodents" messing with your plants.

Not pussy just smart. Pulling out guns is both pussy and stupid. Guns never resolve any problems.

Mynamehere said:

Ughh should never tell anyone anything man bigg mistake. I wouldnt set no traps or anything to get arrested because thatd be a bigger problem then the one you have now..I deffinitly wouldnt let em jack it then calll the cops on em, thatd be even more pussy then them. Id get yourself a gun and if they wanna be brave let em be brave. Not sayin blow em to peices LOL just gotta be smarter than them and try and scare em away. Maybe put a fence around your girls or somthing. Paintball gun aint a bad idea either. GL buddy..

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yea man just confront those people punch em in the face and tell em to fuck off