im paranoid someone tell me somthing to make me feel better am i going to jail?

binski

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dont be so fukin daft...in uk where im at u get caught with 40 plants.get 12 month sentence.to chill out.ud be out on tag in 3 months.. thats if u go to prison.so unless u got a massive garden with loads ov plants..chill out.....
 
What Time of day ?... Helicopters are routine in cities with a lot of traffic, especially around rush hours (7am and 5-6 pm). This is when the news choppers are looking at the traffic to report on it. Also in the summer during the day, is when most military reservists have to do their 2 weeks a year. If you live within 50 miles of an air base, they tend to fire up alot of extra choppers and stuff during those summer weeks. If the lights were off and a police hell went by with its IR detector (F.L.I.R. (foreward looking infa red) system), they wouldn't see any heat signature from your grow light, as it wasn't on. Hope all will be ok.
 

Indoor Sun King

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dude....kill your plants before this grow kills you....you are just way too paranoid

......but I would be worried about your PC...why would you allow a stranger remote access your PC, if you do get busted, that's how it happened...BTW be sure to see if he cleaned out your bank account
 

prosperian

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Glad your paranoia passed. Try a different strain next time.

I woke at 2am to flashing lights from my window and loud voices. First thought was could I still fit the plants down the toilet, the next was to look out the window. Eight cops had the neighbor kid pinned down in our yard for car thefts down the alley. Point is, they are not after you.

If you are on this forum you should have a VPN running and keep nothing on your computer that can be used against you later. Learned that from being married 13 years.
 

newhobbiest420

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Hahaha , if they ask what you did to get locked up don't say " I germinated some seeds, they got a big tap root" the prisoners might get the wrong idea.
 

joe blow greenthumb

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2-1 odds he throws them out when flowering be because of a random knock on the door. Then comes back and posts that he got screwed by the USPS or UPS.
 

bigmanc

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holy shit man you are paranoid, worst case they kick in your door and you eat the fucking seedlings lol BUT if they drop from the helicopter and shimmy down the side of your house and kick in a window with automatic weapons while another officer is coming in the front door and get totally surrounded, your going to have to answer for your seedlings lol get more paranoid
 

oldtimer54

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heli keep flying over my house two in the same day one a few hours ago and one just a few mins ago at 4am? i live in one of those model communities that just spring up so its kind of out in the middle of nowhere helis harldy ever fly over

im loosing it i just started growing again i only have 1 seedling and 4 that are germing havent even sprouted yet.

i met someone on the forums we got to talking hes not very good at growing and he runs his own tech support business iv beenin giving him growing pointers so i asked him if he could give me some advice how to speed up my computer

he gave me a login number for https://secure.logmein.com/ and he checked out my computer via remote desktop its prolly just my paranoia getting the better of me please someone tell me everything is gonna be okay[/QUOTE


Hey man are you sure that you arent in a room with lots of padding.....and the building has a helicopter pad on it with these little red &white vechicles with flashing lights and sirens.......if not you will be soon you maybe this game aint for you. I bet you would be fun to ride with going to pick up a bag
I THINK THE LAW HAS BIGGER FISH TO FRY
calm down man all is well !
 

NiggizinaBenz

New Member
my advise is to, GET OUTSIDE, you need some fresh air,social interaction, etc. meaning your heads gonna explode if you just have one thing on your mind all the time. thats why iam here not on some porn site beating it raw!
 

joe blow greenthumb

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I learned to make things grow while on those porn sites.... Just figured I'd learn to make something else grow so I'm on this site now. My head exploded on those sites too.
my advise is to, GET OUTSIDE, you need some fresh air,social interaction, etc. meaning your heads gonna explode if you just have one thing on your mind all the time. thats why iam here not on some porn site beating it raw!
 

Dr. Greenhorn

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I'll tell you one thing.
If you ever get a gut feeling...an inkling...an omen....a sign...a bad feeling...an off series of Coincidences, or anything like that, you should follow it.
A common thread in a lot of stories I've read about ppl getting busted is that they got a Weird feeling that they should Tear down but they didn't listen to th heir gut. Sounds like BS I know but stoners got some spidey senses for that shit. Also work for when you get an overwhelming feeling that you NEED to check your plants. You usually do.
This is what I get for skimming through posts. One seed in the dirt!? Relax man or youre gonna have a loooooooooong grow :mrgreen:
lol!! I was gonna tell you dude has only one sprout in his grow, and 3 seeds hiding in the dirt. the fuzz would be more likely to laugh at the grow than to press charges against the OP:clap:
 

deePTokEn

Active Member
as long as its not that 19 year old college girl with lower back problems and 2 little plants shits herself with a chopper flys over
 

*BUDS

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im loosing it
Im getting fed up with you, this is the 3rd post with hellicopters flying past your bedroom window ,your losing the plot. Are you sure its not some kid with a remote control hellicopter trying to scare you?
 

Slowburnone

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I spent some time living a couple of houses down from a fire brigade. Everytime i was stoned off my ass every single siren they had would go off. or so it seemed. eventually i gave up and occupied my self playing some board game with the kids.

Chill winston!!
 

dtowndabber

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I'll tell you one thing.
If you ever get a gut feeling...an inkling...an omen....a sign...a bad feeling...an off series of Coincidences, or anything like that, you should follow it.
A common thread in a lot of stories I've read about ppl getting busted is that they got a Weird feeling that they should Tear down but they didn't listen to th heir gut. Sounds like BS I know but stoners got some spidey senses for that shit. Also work for when you get an overwhelming feeling that you NEED to check your plants. You usually do.
So very true.
 
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