come hang out with us, just cracked open a jar of ex cheese that has been curing for 6 months. now that's a lovely smell. i'd wear that. eau de ex cheesegrrr my friend is such a liar, like just dont lie, just tell me your hanging out with that crack hoe two faced bitch seriously LOL
I was just wondering this yesterday...where did he go?Where's DSB? Is he STILL in jail?
*Awkward* but I've gotten a lot of emails about this. You guys...I love you...you have to read the whole thing. I didn't...actually play bagpipes...and I feel sooo bad for posting this joke now because so many people were like "Aw that's such a heartfelt story..." It's....i'm sorry.As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a paupers cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didnt stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
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I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didnt know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like Ive never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played Amazing Grace, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, I never seen nothin like that before and Ive been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.
Apparently, Im still lost Its a man thing.
Ew don't you hate that? I know it's childish but I hate it when my friends hang out with people I hate. I don't say anything because I don't want them to know i'm childish, but I hate hate hate it. Seriously. A lot.grrr my friend is such a liar, like just dont lie, just tell me your hanging out with that crack hoe two faced bitch seriously LOL
oh i have good reason to hate her but i dont care if they hangout fuck by all fucking means ya know? ..i hate that SHE LIES about it. theres no need, you already made plans no friggin big deal lolEw don't you hate that? I know it's childish but I hate it when my friends hang out with people I hate. I don't say anything because I don't want them to know i'm childish, but I hate hate hate it. Seriously. A lot.
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Oh. Well I guess i'm on my own then lol. I still hate it.oh i have good reason to hate her but i dont care if they hangout fuck by all fucking means ya know? ..i hate that SHE LIES about it. theres no need, you already made plans no friggin big deal lol
This actually a true story... not mine but true none the lesslmfao! thats a funny joke. But infact police DO have balls...