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april

april

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Fucking in laws...I get a text this morning from my mother in law.."I have friends that want to have dinner at "our place" Thursday night.. (she's flying back from a 3 week trip ( at such a convenient time I might add ...11:30 pm) my guy wakes up at 6 so I said I'd pick her up. ..but I'm 7 months pregnant and hate being out late at night without my guy..especially the airport. .not a big deal but seriously dear mother in law..think about it...
It's the text that bothers me...first "our house"...no not ur fucking house!! My house..2nd why the fuck are u making dinner plans for Thursday. ..oh wait u invited urself and 4 other people to stay in "my house" without asking for almost a week. ..right after fucking Christmas! !!!
Seriously ...!!! Icing on the cake is my guy..he decided tonight is the night he wants to tour the maternity ward and pre-register. .I mentioned that we need to ask about people being in the room for the delivery. ..I softly mention that I might not want an audience while my vagina is being torn up...he says" well it's both mom's or none "...I walked away..but quickly returned explaining that he does decide who sees my vagina! !! Sorry baby but don't assume ur mom is mine...my mom had me..she can watch..but his mom is 72 and very religious. .and it's my fucking vagina! !!!

Lmfao. ..damn hormones. .end rant.
 
420God

420God

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april said:
Fucking in laws...I get a text this morning from my mother in law.."I have friends that want to have dinner at "our place" Thursday night.. (she's flying back from a 3 week trip ( at such a convenient time I might add ...11:30 pm) my guy wakes up at 6 so I said I'd pick her up. ..but I'm 7 months pregnant and hate being out late at night without my guy..especially the airport. .not a big deal but seriously dear mother in law..think about it...
It's the text that bothers me...first "our house"...no not ur fucking house!! My house..2nd why the fuck are u making dinner plans for Thursday. ..oh wait u invited urself and 4 other people to stay in "my house" without asking for almost a week. ..right after fucking Christmas! !!!
Seriously ...!!! Icing on the cake is my guy..he decided tonight is the night he wants to tour the maternity ward and pre-register. .I mentioned that we need to ask about people being in the room for the delivery. ..I softly mention that I might not want an audience while my vagina is being torn up...he says" well it's both mom's or none "...I walked away..but quickly returned explaining that he does decide who sees my vagina! !! Sorry baby but don't assume ur mom is mine...my mom had me..she can watch..but his mom is 72 and very religious. .and it's my fucking vagina! !!!

Lmfao. ..damn hormones. .end rant.
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Oh damn, have fun with all that, sounds like a headache from hell. :hug:
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
420God said:
Oh damn, have fun with all that, sounds like a headache from hell. :hug:
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She lives a few hours away..but stays for a week like once a month. ..if she didn't over stay her visits I'd actually like her...lol
She's really needy..she whines that she wants to go out shopping and stuff...but wants a chauffeur. .apparently driving in the city is "scary" yet she manages to drive the 250km from her house to ours..oh and takes cruises to alaska that include a week stay at my home before and after...my guy is just way to nice..she likes to remind him that she lives alone and his dad did everything for her...oh times will change when mini me is here..12 more weeks until baby girl is ripe!!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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april said:
Fucking in laws...I get a text this morning from my mother in law.."I have friends that want to have dinner at "our place" Thursday night.. (she's flying back from a 3 week trip ( at such a convenient time I might add ...11:30 pm) my guy wakes up at 6 so I said I'd pick her up. ..but I'm 7 months pregnant and hate being out late at night without my guy..especially the airport. .not a big deal but seriously dear mother in law..think about it...
It's the text that bothers me...first "our house"...no not ur fucking house!! My house..2nd why the fuck are u making dinner plans for Thursday. ..oh wait u invited urself and 4 other people to stay in "my house" without asking for almost a week. ..right after fucking Christmas! !!!
Seriously ...!!! Icing on the cake is my guy..he decided tonight is the night he wants to tour the maternity ward and pre-register. .I mentioned that we need to ask about people being in the room for the delivery. ..I softly mention that I might not want an audience while my vagina is being torn up...he says" well it's both mom's or none "...I walked away..but quickly returned explaining that he does decide who sees my vagina! !! Sorry baby but don't assume ur mom is mine...my mom had me..she can watch..but his mom is 72 and very religious. .and it's my fucking vagina! !!!

Lmfao. ..damn hormones. .end rant.
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Sounds like your man needs to have a chat w/ his mom. Your'e not overly hormonal, she's overstepping her boundaries. Also about the moms in delivery room: you may change your mind when time comes. I thought I wanted my mom in there and when it actually came time to give birth I got all over protective n' shit and just wanted husband and me.
 
420God

420God

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april said:
She lives a few hours away..but stays for a week like once a month. ..if she didn't over stay her visits I'd actually like her...lol
She's really needy..she whines that she wants to go out shopping and stuff...but wants a chauffeur. .apparently driving in the city is "scary" yet she manages to drive the 250km from her house to ours..oh and takes cruises to alaska that include a week stay at my home before and after...my guy is just way to nice..she likes to remind him that she lives alone and his dad did everything for her...oh times will change when mini me is here..12 more weeks until baby girl is ripe!!
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Has it been brought up about her moving in? Just wondering, sounds like that might happen, unless she has other places to go. The kid will be even more of an excuse for it to happen. Wouldn't be bad having a live in babysitter/maid.
 
april

april

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Hookabelly said:
Sounds like your man needs to have a chat w/ his mom. Your'e not overly hormonal, she's overstepping her boundaries. Also about the moms in delivery room: you may change your mind when time comes. I thought I wanted my mom in there and when it actually came time to give birth I got all over protective n' shit and just wanted husband and me.
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Ya I kinda just want my guy..my mom lives in another province 3000km away so it's 50/50 if she's even here..I'd like to have both mom's present for support but at my discretion. .my mom is a first time grandma. ..his is already a great grandma lol (his brother had a daughter at 18...daughter had a baby at 21 last yr..2 months after daddy and new wife had a boy...but that's another days story...)
I guess when and how nugget decides to come will determine who is present.

Did u have natural births? I don't want the epidural unless I truly need it..
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
420God said:
Has it been brought up about her moving in? Just wondering, sounds like that might happen, unless she has other places to go. The kid will be even more of an excuse for it to happen. Wouldn't be bad having a live in babysitter/maid.
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Hells ya!! Hahaha
Apparently the elderly go into senior homes out here. ..he said she will never live here..She's planning on moving into an apartment around here in the next few yrs...not within walking distance ..she's older..not in the best condition. .she broke her shoulder last yr watching my nephew.. .tripped on a sidewalk crack trying to grab the stroller when my brother in law let go to grab his dog when it tried to bugger off. Took her almost 6 months to recover. ..I could never leave her with a young baby. .accidents can quickly happen
As for maid...lol She can't even put her dishes in the dishwasher. .
Seniors are giant toddlers! !!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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april said:
Ya I kinda just want my guy..my mom lives in another province 3000km away so it's 50/50 if she's even here..I'd like to have both mom's present for support but at my discretion. .my mom is a first time grandma. ..his is already a great grandma lol (his brother had a daughter at 18...daughter had a baby at 21 last yr..2 months after daddy and new wife had a boy...but that's another days story...)
I guess when and how nugget decides to come will determine who is present.

Did u have natural births? I don't want the epidural unless I truly need it..
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pm'd you.
 
sunni

sunni

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april said:
Fucking in laws...I get a text this morning from my mother in law.."I have friends that want to have dinner at "our place" Thursday night.. (she's flying back from a 3 week trip ( at such a convenient time I might add ...11:30 pm) my guy wakes up at 6 so I said I'd pick her up. ..but I'm 7 months pregnant and hate being out late at night without my guy..especially the airport. .not a big deal but seriously dear mother in law..think about it...
It's the text that bothers me...first "our house"...no not ur fucking house!! My house..2nd why the fuck are u making dinner plans for Thursday. ..oh wait u invited urself and 4 other people to stay in "my house" without asking for almost a week. ..right after fucking Christmas! !!!
Seriously ...!!! Icing on the cake is my guy..he decided tonight is the night he wants to tour the maternity ward and pre-register. .I mentioned that we need to ask about people being in the room for the delivery. ..I softly mention that I might not want an audience while my vagina is being torn up...he says" well it's both mom's or none "...I walked away..but quickly returned explaining that he does decide who sees my vagina! !! Sorry baby but don't assume ur mom is mine...my mom had me..she can watch..but his mom is 72 and very religious. .and it's my fucking vagina! !!!

Lmfao. ..damn hormones. .end rant.
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I love my mother in law she sends me maternity clothes like once a month ahaha cause we don't have any stores here

She's flying up when baby is born to help me because we're moving the month after

She's super into being a grandma I dig it

But ya no one in the room man that's just eh. No one wants to see that

My mother on the other hand is real issue everyday for me
 
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