Two sentence joke

Puff_Dragon

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Two Lawyer jokes and a musical joke for your Monday mirth ..


Q. What do lawyers use for contraception?

A. Their personalities!


Q. When a lawyer dies; why should you bury them 30 feet deep?

A. Because deep, deep down ..they're nice people!



Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A. You get: A flat minor!
 
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