Two sentence joke


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How an old school blonde joke...? (My apologies if I offend anyone here)

What's the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? Once they're on their back they're fucked...

What's the difference between a blond and a turtle..? At least the turtle tries to get up!


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How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby...put in blender


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how many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends how thick you slice them.

G Bear

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What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says ‘hey you get off of my cloud’ and a Scotsman says ‘ hey McCloud get off of my ewe’.

high acutance

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I had to stop and think about it, too. I assume "Ngu" is pronounced "No", but I don't really know that, it's an assumption I have to make so that this is a joke. If you have to stop and think, it's not so funny.