Two sentence joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one live one at the bottom eating its way out. Ole dead baby jokes...

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*checks on own kids*
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*clears throat before unleashing her best asian accent*
SERRR?!?! , DIH YEW JUS.....
DA BAYBEE?!?!? EAT A DA NUDDA BAYBEEZ?!
HOHOOOOOOOHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Baybees deh yoke no gooo!!
Trow yoke away!
May new yoke bow many manyy time asian prolly macon yew sesame kitten
 

go go kid

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first off apollogies for it not being a two liner, but its a good joke.
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.

Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.

The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.

Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."

The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
 

Jeffislovinlife

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first off apollogies for it not being a two liner, but its a good joke.
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.

Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.

The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.

Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."

The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
Hopefully the 10-year old boy grabs the other three parachutes as he jumps out the door
 
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