Two sentence joke


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I hate to say it but I claim no association with the following jokes. Just picked them up over the years. But a couple are funny in their own right.

Why would hookers make great air traffic controllers?
They are so good at guiding things in.

How do you make a hormone?
Put sand in her vaseline.

What do you call a herd of cattle masturbating?
Beef strokin" off.

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for twats.

Why don't you kiss a parrot on the beak?
You might get chirpies or canarial disease and it's untweetable.

I'll leave on that. Although there's more. Known some twisted folks. Peace.


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“I had a paper route when I was a little kid; I was a paperboy. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses, or two dumpsters.” - Mitch Hedberg

Just Be

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

The location of the dirt bag.