Beefbisquit
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What would make THE FUTURE Christ cool with you? O.M.G.
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Heisenberg
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http://youtu.be/72bleCGz9zI?t=40m15s
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I have not deleted any of your threads recently. I do however have a message for you.
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Zaehet Strife
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What... the fuck... was that?! Freaking me the FUCK OUT! What does it represent, did you make it, where did you find it if not, and most of all......WHY?!
Beefbisquit
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LOL, I remember Heis posting something like that before on the forums. Trippy shit. 
Heisenberg
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I arranged and mixed it from generic sound effects and movie samples and other stuff I pulled from various sources. The most prominent is Timothy Leary from 'How to operate your brain'. I used to make mixes like this to freak out my friends while tripping, and I wanted this one to sound somewhat sinister, almost difficult to listen to. I was inspired by the Hour of Slack podcast from the Church of the Subgenius.
http://traffic.libsyn.com/hourofslack/Hour_of_Slack_1386b.mp3
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thepenofareadywriter
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if you have to tell people you are a woman ,then you are not...if you have to tell people you are a prophet.. then you are not
Nevaeh420
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(Using that logic) if I say that I'm NOT a prophet, then does THAT make Me a prophet?
It doesn't matter because I'm just going to say what I believe.
Everything that I have posted on RIU, I believed it when I posted it. I have changed My mind about a few things because of debate but most of My beliefs are pretty current. The Atheists have rubbed off on Me a little bit and I am empathetic with them too.
~PEACE~
Zaehet Strife
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Why would you want to freak your friends out during a psychedelic trip? That shit is fucking scary and i cannot imagine what it would be like after eating more than 3 grams of mushrooms... fuck dude, please explain. I'm not even tripping, and if i was and i heard that, dude, i would get THE FUCK OUT of the vicinity of those sounds... fuuuuuck, i guess i just don't understand. Shit is scary man.
Heisenberg
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My other efforts were comedic and stimulating. This was the only one meant to be disturbing, hence the name negative experience. Since this was also made years after I stopped tripping with friends, none of them ever heard it. It's really just a result of someone being very interested in sound editing software while having zero music talent.
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Zaehet Strife
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Almost finished the whole thing, is this some kind of religion?
Heisenberg
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It's a mock religion like Pastafarianism. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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george i would like the future christ to be a slightly over weight american dude with bad facial hair , i would like him to of lost the plot a bit after his first love , started craving different cock , and he caught her taking cock from other guys .
i would like him to of spent time in a mental hospital and i would like him to have a christ complex although he is actualy christ .
i would like his mother to be an amazing person called mary .
i would like him to be able to catch dinner for all of the world .
i would like him to be able to make prophecies .
i would like him to admit he was touched inappropriately whilst he was on a fishing vessel .
i would like him to be able to comunicate with aliens .
i would like him to of spent time in a mental hospital and i would like him to have a christ complex although he is actualy christ .
i would like his mother to be an amazing person called mary .
i would like him to be able to catch dinner for all of the world .
i would like him to be able to make prophecies .
i would like him to admit he was touched inappropriately whilst he was on a fishing vessel .
i would like him to be able to comunicate with aliens .
beneathredcliffs
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If he will truly forgive me for all the stupid things I've done. I'm sorry my king, I know you can hear my thoughts and when I ask for your help I feel the strength. I'm weak and ashamed but I will so see your light. I know your church has been restored and its easy to see. Trust me y'all I know he lives, I feel him. He is divine ancestor and he is my loving savior and I owe him everything. I'm so sorry. Please hold my hand when I die.
What is it with you born-agains? Your Bible tells you to pray quietly. Your Bible tells you not to cheapen the 'word' by preaching to an uninterested audience.
So you ignore the parts that don't suit you huh? Yeah, your a christian.
You reckon he lives? Nah that rumour was started by the same guy who reckoned Elvis was still alive.
Btw, 'jesus' is a fabrication brought to you by a 'pagan', Constantine [which is why christians worship on SUNday, not the 'sabbath' as instructed by your Book of Lies.. er Bible.] If you have eyes that see, ears that hear & a brain that's still capable of critical thinking, then do yourself a favour & read Tony Bushbys 'The Bible Fraud'. Read the book, not a twisted review written by a fellow brain-dead with an agenda, & you'll learn you may as well be praying to Mickey Mouse
He's not the messiah, he's not even a naughty boy, he's a fictional character.
So you ignore the parts that don't suit you huh? Yeah, your a christian.
You reckon he lives? Nah that rumour was started by the same guy who reckoned Elvis was still alive.
Btw, 'jesus' is a fabrication brought to you by a 'pagan', Constantine [which is why christians worship on SUNday, not the 'sabbath' as instructed by your Book of Lies.. er Bible.] If you have eyes that see, ears that hear & a brain that's still capable of critical thinking, then do yourself a favour & read Tony Bushbys 'The Bible Fraud'. Read the book, not a twisted review written by a fellow brain-dead with an agenda, & you'll learn you may as well be praying to Mickey Mouse
He's not the messiah, he's not even a naughty boy, he's a fictional character.
Beefbisquit
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beneathredcliffs
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He is an alien space king who rides in a UFO. Doesn't that make more sense?
You may well laugh. The Old Testament has several references to 'visitors' from who knows where? Read Ezekiel & tell me what you think he saw.
The theory of the Annunaki by Zecharia Sitchin is an interesting one to say the least.
Nevaeh420
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I dont know what to say bro. I like you The Sativa High, but I am some of the things you described but not all of it. It does sound like you know Me pretty good though. Im just Me and thats all i can be but I can change in the future. I just want to change the world bro and for the best. I cant change the world by Myself, I would need a lot of help to do the things I want to do, but you guys can know My intentions by reading what I have written. I guess I want to be a famous writer and I want to be known forever, like Christ or as Christ. But the thing is that no one takes Me seriously because Im only talking to a few people and it doesnt seem like anyone Ive talked to would advocate for Me. If I made it on the news or something then I would have a bigger audience but I wont hold My breath. One of My main goals is to fix the world and make everyone as rich as possible, including Myself.
I guess Im asking for a lot but I could give a lot if I were the King of the world. Just dont take anything I say personal because Im crazy all by Myself, lol.
I guess I did have something to say. Keep cool The Sativa High.
PEACE
tyler.durden
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You cannot be this stupid. He was being obviously facetious and making fun of you. It was funny because no one would want most of the attributes he listed in a leader, and it happens to be exactly everything you told us. C'mon, Jesse! Try harder...