estesj
Well-Known Member
O.k so I went to joes crab shack for dinner at the beach and had there new steam pots. Crab legs,mussels,clams,shrimp,sausage,potatoes,and corn with about 8 double vodka and crans and a long island ice tea. I was drunk as hell and got pulled over by the dick head beach police for going 8 over and making a illegal u turn. I did not have my license or proof of anything. I thought I was going down for dui for sure. My wife told him she usually grabs my license for me and she forgot. Not only did my shit faced ass not get a dui but he did not even write me a ticket thank God! Maybe it was because he was a redneck and I drive a Dodge ram with duelies and my wife was with me but I was so relieved when he did not ask me to get out of the truck or give me a field sobriety test.