WTF is in Cheerios?

Hey guys,

Woke up and grabbed a bowl of cheerios, just opened the box, and I keep smelling a burnt wiring smell.

Looked around and checked everything, and nothing. Its only in the kitchen. Sat down to eat and they taste burnt.

Its the fuckin cheerios, what???

I think they baked them too long or something, but that still doesn't explain the plastic/chemical smell.

Cheerios are made from deep fried buttholes harvested from aborted fetuses on collage campuses across america.

idk but if your pee starts to smell like cheerios you might wanna get checked out


the chem smell is probably just the vitamins

I like cheerios

Rolled Goats.

I figured they had someone/thing that checked this shit at the factory. Then again, thats a lot of cheerio to look over.

Thought I might have a good lawsuit if I stomach a bowl and get sick but its not even worth that.

i found someone's hair in a brown sugar cinnamon poptart, in the goo

i was informed i was not eligible


luckily i was breaking it in half, feeding to my dog

Ah the old days of camping at parties for long weekends. Run out of milk and just pour beer on them.

Beerios! That's nutrition!

I'm with Satived = Their Doughnut seeds,,,,,water with some coffee and fertilize with some frosting (preferably caramel) and you get some tasty results !

Fuck pissing in your cheerios I'm gonna start asking people "who burnt your box of cheerios?"

I used to like cheerioes.

But then I lived with a fucking psychopath and all he ate was cheerioes.

Boner ruined.

No more cheerioes for me for awhile.

I eat leather Cheerios

I'm obsessed with the finer things in life, like Cheerios and feral cats.

Yessica... said:

I used to like cheerioes.

But then I lived with a fucking psychopath and all he ate was cheerioes.

Boner ruined.

No more cheerioes for me for awhile.

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My schizophrenic sybling survives off cerial and loves it.

There must be a coorelation (pulling words out of my ass) between mental illness and cerial consumption.

You sure do get some winners lol. You seem like such a nice person I am sure one day a non-psychotic will sweep you off your feet.

fuckin christ I can't even spell cereal today. Im off to smoke somethin have fun guys.

You could try an IV with Cheerios into your plant. Works with sugar and bacon I understand

Yessica... said:

I used to like cheerioes.

But then I lived with a fucking psychopath and all he ate was cheerioes.

Boner ruined.

No more cheerioes for me for awhile.

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you're gonna eat them cheerios and ur gonna like it