You know youre too high when....

Dude, when u call for pizza and then thirty minutes later you realize you didn't call for pizza

when - for some odd reason - you blow into your bong and wet your entire bowl..

when you search for 10+ minutes trying to find your lighter.. you know the one on the coffee table directly in front of you

Or it is in your hand! When you leave your baby on top of your car and drive off. Nah jus playin.. That girl was dumb as hell though.

billybob420 said:

Only chicks do that.

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Oh, ok billybob.

When you drop your glass piece and you're thinking "No fucking way that just happened!!".. So you bust out your next piece and smoke a funeral bowl.

or when you leave your glass on your lap and go to stand up and it goes flying... fml.

when you cant find your way out of a U turn.

when your stuck on Macgyver mode because you have 'nothing to smoke out of' and resort to making ghetto ass pipes and bongs..then after your done smoking you remember Zig-Zags are only 2 bucksfml..

Once I was on RIU and unclebuck got me with a rick roll on a seperate tab. I came back to say he got me and forgot I had the song still on. About two minutes later I caught myself jamming to that gay ass song. Too high.

DROPZILLA said:

when your stuck on Macgyver mode because you have 'nothing to smoke out of' and resort to making ghetto ass pipes and bongs..then after your done smoking you remember Zig-Zags are only 2 bucksfml..

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Not a complete waste of time, building pieces is fun.

DROPZILLA said:

when you search for 10+ minutes trying to find your lighter.. you know the one on the coffee table directly in front of you

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I watched my girl do this a few days ago lol

Hepheastus420 said:

When you drop your glass piece and you're thinking "No fucking way that just happened!!".. So you bust out your next piece and smoke a funeral bowl.

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lol watching your fav ceramic tiny beautiful blue bong release from your hand roll off your lap and smash on floor

when you've watched the intro to a movie a million times but never seen the entire thing..then when you finally sit down to watch the movie your like 'fuck this' and put on something else

you go to the grocery store for something you need, and coming out with a bunch of munchie food but not what you actually needed...

When u look for the joint u just rolled for 20 min and find it behind ur ear.

leaving a 10 draw in your pocket when walking through airport security.

arriving and thinking did I really pack that when customs goes through your stuff and starts pulling out old tennis racket, 10 books.

leaving the iron on

you've put a tent up inside your own house and lay there smoking and reading lord of the rings.

Putting spread on your iPad and trying to check your fb status on the toast opposite.

when the driver - after hot boxing his truck - asks you to drive back..

Get so high. I throw up.