You know youre too high when....

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Chillintxstlye

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When u park in ur neighbors driveway and walk into there crib and freak on them like they are in ur crib...lol...now that is fuc up..lol
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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you've grown a beard!

you feel your baking skills are coming on nicely

you're at your mates house doing the chicken to his stereo beats for 10 minutes (the head nod) and have watched (them) play a playstation game for the past two hours.
 
bigboybuds

bigboybuds

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When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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floating around in a cheap inflatable dingy trying to draw on paper

You have bought a net stuck on the end of a piece of bamboo from the dollar shop

you've jumped off the pier and have ended up miles down the beach
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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bigboybuds said:
When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"
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lol my ex girlfriend used to do that all the time and then get angry and blame me ffs she was actually bonkers though bless
 
Oscar Zeta Acosta

Oscar Zeta Acosta

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bigboybuds said:
When you can't find that God Damn 2l bottle of pop you KNOW was in the fridge an hour ago when you poured a glass. You search every where, and give up for the night thinking obviously that you are crazy. Only to wake up the next day, and find it in the cupboard where the glasses go.

When you girl asks you "Why in the hell is the pepper shaker in the microwave?"
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This right here.

For some inexplicable reason I go into cooking mode when I'm High. This usually results in me falling asleep after a good session on the bong, only to wake up several hours later with a house full of smoke....and a pizza that has been turned into solid carbon.
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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3 tins of chopped tomatoes in the cupboard that went out of date 2 years ago

you post sexy pics of your woman on a forum
 
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