Your Stoner Lingo

'get high'
other stuff sounds pretentious. or maybe it's me.

Let's get high!

But I was at a friends house last summer and his younger brother (probably 45 yo) says

"Let's check out the Tacoma" - I'm like WTF, I actually didn't know WTF he was talking about. I drive a Porsche.

No one their had a Tacoma Truck, I had to have it explained.

He should of said hey "Let's get high on your weed" , because of course he didn't have any.bongsmilie
 
Yo tryin to roll up
Tryin to throw 5?
Dude that was a tight sesh
Yo kid im trippin
Wanna go smoke some drugs
Tryin to burn?
Lets smoke a doobie
You gonna pass that l?
"To dont put me in charge of directions"
Tryin to merk that b (bong)
Yo lets roll our buds together and make a salad
 
Always liked "Blowing Scooby Doo fog" other than that a lot of safety meetings, different code for different guys from ordering pizza to reading books. Then I guess just your standards. Lighting up, burn one, sneak a toke, smoke a bowl, and so forth.
 
we smoke B. lantz. and we also say B all the time like on halfbaked. im tryin to make it popular again amongst us stoners
 
"Lets smoke some combustable marijuana, inhale as much of it as humanly possible and get really high?"!! Im mad high and just want to play some pool...if only i had a pool table....
 
My best freinds father used to call it "riding the windmill"

As in : You boys going to be riding that godamn windmill again tonight?
 
People around here call good bud "dro" because they're idiots. If they know stuff then they usually call it by the strain's name, or just "chronic" or "chron." Kids who hang around gas stations ask if you're selling "tree" or "broccoli" like a cop wouldn't know what that is, lol. Mid-grade is just called middies.

Middies are usually about $60 for a half ounce. Maybe less. Grape ape and God's Gift have been the strains floating around; both go for about 60 an eight. I usually just buy mids, growing AK-47 and Afghan Kush as well as some bagseed right now.
 
in middle school we used to say "eat pizza"=get high, "full"=high, "ordering pizza"=waiting on weed
rteachers thought we were stoners anyway bc we were always talking bout pizza
 
"Lets smoke some combustable marijuana, inhale as much of it as humanly possible and get really high?"!! Im mad high and just want to play some pool...if only i had a pool table....

My friends find a few hours of pool a great way to socialize when at my place. My table gets used a lot.

Regarding "Stoner Lingo", I only know one.

"Huh?"
 
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