You know youre too high when....

Do it all the time.

When your go to a convince store, grab a Snickers, stand in line, get to the register, then get confused when the clerk asks for a dollar, to the point you take it a lil personal. That's getting too high...
 
When you are on you cell phone talking to your friend and you tell them you have no idea where your cell phone is.
 
When you are cooking dinner and leave the oven on for 6 hours after. Did this today no joke.

I left the stove on after making french fries and perogies. I was out of ketchup, had other things to worry about. Next thing I know I'm eating teriyaki sauce and wondering why it's so fuckin hot in my apt.
 
when you go to the drive-thru and end up starring at the menu saying "uhhh, uhhhh......" for like 5 minutes, ordering something random, then not remembering what you just ordered when you pull up to pay.
 
when you go to the drive-thru and end up starring at the menu saying "uhhh, uhhhh......" for like 5 minutes, ordering something random, then not remembering what you just ordered when you pull up to pay.
Or when you sit there waiting to order and start getting impatient after a couple of minutes only to realize that there's another menu box, the one with the speaker in it, 10 feet in front of you. You only figure this out because the car behind you honks.
 
Or when you sit there waiting to order and start getting impatient after a couple of minutes only to realize that there's another menu box, the one with the speaker in it, 10 feet in front of you. You only figure this out because the car behind you honks.

Only chicks do that.
 
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