Random Jibber Jabber Thread

DONNYS

DONNYS

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beardo said:
I start every day with two large Dunkin Doughnuts coffees and one of their egg muffin breakfast sandwiches and then smoke a Marlborough and then I poop my brains out in their bathroom while reading a newspaper, the guy who goes in after me must hate it, and sometimes someone will knock and be waiting but I stay in there until i'm done, we're talking 20 minutes or so
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damn they closed the dunkin donuts here 15 yrs ago :(
 
beardo

beardo

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DONNYS said:
damn they closed the dunkin donuts here 15 yrs ago :(
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I couldn't live if they went out of business they are everywhere but i'm lucky because there's one pretty much right across the street from me
If I had to go to starbucks I would choke someone, I went twice and both times almost lost it, I can't handle that place or the people working there or the ones buying that crap
 
theloadeddragon

theloadeddragon

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io been drubjubginkin some more and reading, and member ing the wall past. God damn it! Fucking jibber akjaber yah. no sleep till late for me spins the man on his chair till he falls and spews despare.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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So, I'm pretty smashed right now and feel like a catholic. I won the lottery last year, nothing big, but 7 figures (haven't paid the taxes yet, though). I have already spent it all, well, bad investments, and friends sniveling about their bills, and I bought my mom that old convertible Thunderbird she always wanted. Anyway, I need some rent money and am trying to sell a painting I bought as an investment. Here's the link to a guy selling it for me (for a small fee) if you like it, maybe PM me on the side and we can work something out if it's better than his commission.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ORIGINAL-OIL-PAINTING-ON-CANVAS-OF-JESUS-DESCENT-FROM-THE-CROSS-FINE-ART-/261235208388?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item3cd2d4f0c4

I was kind of drunk at the time, and it was moving me.
 
beardo

beardo

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ClaytonBigsby said:
So, I'm pretty smashed right now and feel like a catholic. I won the lottery last year, nothing big, but 7 figures (haven't paid the taxes yet, though). I have already spent it all, well, bad investments, and friends sniveling about their bills, and I bought my mom that old convertible Thunderbird she always wanted. Anyway, I need some rent money and am trying to sell a painting I bought as an investment. Here's the link to a guy selling it for me (for a small fee) if you like it, maybe PM me on the side and we can work something out if it's better than his commission.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ORIGINAL-OIL-PAINTING-ON-CANVAS-OF-JESUS-DESCENT-FROM-THE-CROSS-FINE-ART-/261235208388?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item3cd2d4f0c4

I was kind of drunk at the time, and it was moving me.
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I don't like how the seller describes it as Jesus "Pitifully" slumping into the hands of his "Followers"
But I do like how that guy is looking at his dick like Jesus had a massive stroker, you don't usually see that implied but you know Jesus had a big one and that is why this guy looks so shocked and tempted to put it in his mouth with the hope that no ones looking and he can just give it a nibble without anyone noticing.
I don't know about buying it, I will return my empties in the morning and see if I get enough, maybe I'll hang it up over grandmas mantle
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Goddamn ghost town up in here. So, I drank a few margaritas earlier, then smoked a bowl before taking my dog for a walk. That was fun. It was better than going to the zoo, 'cause I didn;t know who or what might pop out at me with no glass to taunt from. Anyway, the good news is that I found that sweet spot on my prostate where the pee just keeps flowing without stopping. Pheeeww. Anyone?
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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beardo said:
I don't like how the seller describes it as Jesus "Pitifully" slumping into the hands of his "Followers"
But I do like how that guy is looking at his dick like Jesus had a massive stroker, you don't usually see that implied but you know Jesus had a big one and that is why this guy looks so shocked and tempted to put it in his mouth with the hope that no ones looking and he can just give it a nibble without anyone noticing.
I don't know about buying it, I will return my empties in the morning and see if I get enough, maybe I'll hang it up over grandmas mantle
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Good eye, my friend.....good eye


 
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