mr sunshine
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If i was there i would bang them! We would be fucking and telling eachother hello all dam day.
Its a small world stories,,,,or a small country stories
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LetsGetCritical
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im not aisan but I have been called a child around here lately, all cus I want to clone a fuckin leaf
mr sunshine
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My buddy cloned a leaf!
LetsGetCritical
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I don't want to 'derail the thread' (if I haven't already) but howd that work out for him?
mr sunshine
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He said it changed his life! Na jk grew a nice set of roots and stayed alive for a few months it was intresting.
In high school I pretty much did 2 things; surfed and played in the high school band. So every Christmas we marched at Disneyland. In the Small World ride some of us would hop over to the stage and run around inside the attraction. Then we'd try to get back into the boats. It was cold if you didn't make it directly in. It was worse if you got caught LOL
eye exaggerate
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A friend of mine was in a mental institution and some of us went to visit him. I walked in the door and within 15 seconds someone calls my name all excited to see me.
Really?
Really?
LetsGetCritical
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was it your friend?
eye exaggerate
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kinetic
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that's very nice of you to visit. Those are places that people end up getting left in and no one comes to visit.A friend of mine was in a mental institution and some of us went to visit him. I walked in the door and within 15 seconds someone calls my name all excited to see me.
Really?
dirtyho1968
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A different person?A friend of mine was in a mental institution and some of us went to visit him. I walked in the door and within 15 seconds someone calls my name all excited to see me.
Really?
hempyninja309
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A friend of mine was in a mental institution and some of us went to visit him. I walked in the door and within 15 seconds someone calls my name all excited to see me.
Really?
I went to the psyche ward to visit a friend. He took a bunch of L and completely fell off his rocker. He kept swearing over and over that someone gave him a secret map and buried treasure in his back yard. One day his roommate came home and he was in the middle of digging a giant hole and told his roommate that X marks the spot and he had found X LOL
eye exaggerate
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Sure as sht!
This story has such potential for ... gradation. Same, different, continuum ...
eye exaggerate
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I think that's why I always seem to see people I know at most places that I go. I go places!
Anyway, I'd visit them anywhere.
cannabineer
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Pshaw. A friend cloned a seed. True story.
Singlemalt
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High school grad night at Disneyland, 10,000's of relatively unsupervised kids. I smuggled in a fifth of vodka and some weed, my buddies brought weed. We are drunk and ripped on the Peter Pan Capt Hook ride...go through it twice and I want to loot that treasure so fucking bad. We talk it over and we need one more guy.. so my buddy grabs some kid from another school, explains the plan...the kid is game. We smoke him up and give him a few slugs of vodka and we're ready to go. We all hop out of the cars .I go for the treasure and they are look outs and diversion; turns out its all cheap plastic costume stuff but so what. Coins, necklaces, jewels, etc. I am so fucked up I'm totally into being a pirate....matey, argghhh all that shit. We get out and divvie up the loot....the kid goes his way with his share.
Fast forward 40+ yrs my daughters' college grad at UCB. Big big deal and the U goes all out, party favors, lots of free food and receptions. Some of the favors are these gaudy shiny necklaces the new grads have to wear after the ceremony. The kids give theirs and their friends to the wife to hold. We (the family) are sitting in the amphitheatre , all the kids on stage. The wife wants to take pictures and hands me all these necklaces....I put them on and go "Arrgh matey". This guy in front of me wheels around, stares for a second and asks if I've ever been to grad night at Disneyland. Affirmative....2 more questions.....it was that kid from another school we got as a lookout!
Fast forward 40+ yrs my daughters' college grad at UCB. Big big deal and the U goes all out, party favors, lots of free food and receptions. Some of the favors are these gaudy shiny necklaces the new grads have to wear after the ceremony. The kids give theirs and their friends to the wife to hold. We (the family) are sitting in the amphitheatre , all the kids on stage. The wife wants to take pictures and hands me all these necklaces....I put them on and go "Arrgh matey". This guy in front of me wheels around, stares for a second and asks if I've ever been to grad night at Disneyland. Affirmative....2 more questions.....it was that kid from another school we got as a lookout!
Rawrb
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That is crazy!
Singlemalt
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No shit! Both of us kept sneaking peeks at each other thruout the ceremony and giggling while being a bit freaked. Course later on that afternoon we smoked up and hoisted a few....quite a few "arrgghh mateys" and the wives getting a bit peeved
