Name my new business…

justugh

justugh

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neosapien said:
So probably going to have to start my own company. A gas station was going to buy our property and my uncle was going to retire a fat cat letting me and his 2 other nephews, my cousins, step up and take over the company. But the deal fell through because of the local council and a few residents that live behind us are whiny fucking crybabies . So now my uncle has no choice but to stay, thus not freeing up the piece of the pie for me. My cousin's already got a piece back when their dad retired. And that was always our gentleman's agreement that once the real estate deal goes through there will be more money for me. Well not no more. This deal was like 12 years in the making. Fucking crybabies. Any who I digress.

What should I name my pool service company? You can feel free to design logos for me too.
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total shit ......knuck bump

what kind of area are u in (reigon city some places like baltimore use Hon/Hun alot)
price range of low med high and snobs
what is the most popluar local team (like here is Ducks ....oregon)
do u have any personal features that stands u out (like hat and a beard look amish)
is this a son and father type of thing (always looks good and sounds good)
are u a full service do u have any extras u can add in with low cost buy high profits
who are u going to be dealing with mostly Females or Males (going to say hire them)
what kind of ad compain are u planning to run....flyer/radio/word of mouth/walking around door to door

if u think about those it should help get u the most bang

one side note spring and fall maybe walk around and offer free pool inspections to ppl .......u might be able to get the filling and winterizing

good luck
 
iknownothink

iknownothink

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It sucks about your uncle, but never rely on family for a future, its best to make your own way in the world you will feel better off earning your first 100k than receiving it from a relative.
If its a pool servicing business you have to surely use the whole Pool guy porn theme,

Pool Man Porn
"We service all your holes "
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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dannyboy602 said:
Cuz I sorta like the second one. First one says "water" to me not pool. Like a water softening thing idk. Second one says swimming obviously. And I think it should be Happy Pool singular. Not pools plural. And I think the little swimmer dude should have a cocktail on the side of the pool or in his hand. Or a gun. Yes, that's it a gun in his hand. Because doesn't everyone swim with a gun in their hands? If that's too Republican he could be texting on his I Phone. Or eating a Cheeto or smoking crack. Just don't make it a black swimmer smoking crack because that could be misconstrued as racist. Then Uncle Buck would have a field day. He hates racists.
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LOL
shrxhky420 said:
Hmm. There's no penis in the logo?

SH420
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44 all hidden!
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Off Topic (sorry neo)

Is it just me or has there been had a large influx of people recently who are so self-absorbed they don't even realize they might need to learn a bit about the culture and history before jumping in with both feet and getting butthurt over our reaction?
 
dangledo

dangledo

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curious2garden said:
Serious partying this weekend (as planned)? How did frying the tenderloins in the house with bacon fat work out?
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Oh yes I was hurtin for certain yesterday morning. So I bloody marry'd it up and threw down some breakfast then started in on some beer.

I pussed out and grilled some steaks instead. :bigjoint:

I will have to soon though cause they're thawed out in the fridge.
 
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neosapien

neosapien

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It wasn't even about me getting anything in writing and they didn't bamboozle me. This thing we all thought was a sure fire thing this time just fell apart. And the market up here is so short and the overhead for them is so high it just is what it is.

Marco Polo Pool Service?
 
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