Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Haha
And you can also get an ar-15 at walmart
But i feel if your gonna get alcohol a "pharmacy" would be your best bet, though cvs and walgreens may have one they really arent a pharmacy, i dont really understand that being in the name
 
so i'm on my way to get some beer just now, waiting to make a left at a red, when some SUV coming the other direction makes a wild right turn and throws a glass bottle out the window, shattering it. a few seconds later a car runs over said glass bottle.

light turns green, i make my left headed in the same direction as the other two. quarter mile down a cop flips a U-turn and starts traveling the same direction as me. so i flagged him down and pull into the parking lot with him, and guess what i see?

the SUV who threw the bottle, and the 4 door sedan that got a flat from it.

so i ratted him out.

then i sat there and waited. the look on those douchebag kids' faces as they came out of the circle K was priceless.

wrong to rat? right to rat? i don't really care. i was entertained.
You are not wrong to rat out wanton assholery.
 
My boyfriend drunkenly admitted to me last night for the second time that he's into the whole cuckold thing. I'm totally into that. How the fuck do I get that to happen?! :hump:
the first response to this was done is such epic taste....i toast you .....................................now here's some unicorn farts for your trouble!unicorn farts.jpg
 
when i was in new york a few weeks a go i couldnt believe i could buy beer at a cvs pharmacy LOL

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Did you stock up on pizza rolls and mountain dew while you were visiting 'merica? I heard you can't get that stuff up there.
 
that's nothing, the high school i graduated from had a smoking lounge for juniors and seniors who had parents permission. lmao, they shared it with faculty!
 
that's nothing, the high school i graduated from had a smoking lounge for juniors and seniors who had parents permission. lmao, they shared it with faculty!

So did mine, but I had not yet stopped to consider how strange that was. I guess I got hung up on airplane smoking sections. But our faculty smoked in their offices.
 
they taught a class called three democracies based on the greek govt.s from back in the pythagarium therom days, (i do realize i spell like shit atm, no coffee yet see) the teacher would ride my ass because he said (you got too much potential to watse on pot young man) i took his tobacco pipe from his desk in between lunch, before everyone went to smoke after eating i stuffed a gram and a half of lmabsbread i'd stolen from my stepfathers dresser drawer(top shelf left hand side under the cut up credit cards lol) then put a tiny bit of pipe tobacco on top.....waited..........fucker sat there the whole time on the bench puffin away like nothing had changed. From that day on, that teacher and i got along.
 
they taught a class called three democracies based on the greek govt.s from back in the pythagarium therom days, (i do realize i spell like shit atm, no coffee yet see) the teacher would ride my ass because he said (you got too much potential to watse on pot young man) i took his tobacco pipe from his desk in between lunch, before everyone went to smoke after eating i stuffed a gram and a half of lmabsbread i'd stolen from my stepfathers dresser drawer(top shelf left hand side under the cut up credit cards lol) then put a tiny bit of pipe tobacco on top.....waited..........fucker sat there the whole time on the bench puffin away like nothing had changed. From that day on, that teacher and i got along.
Coffee helps you spell? Or are you physically hitting the wrong keys?
 
But then again, my high school had a whole squad full of Springfield rifles all oiled and packed in the basement. Several people I knew brought guns to school as a show off. I brought a WWII saber once and carried it all over the place for a day. We got caught storing beer in the fridge of the yearbook darkroom and we admonished "not to drink it on school grounds".

Misty watercolor memories...
 
Oh shit That horse is still wandering out here. He aint looking so great either, keeps stepping on a rope lasso around his neck. Not sure how he hasnt been caught yet.
Poor horse
 
The Japanese do not have the equivalent of a $5 bill, so you get all this change then you walk down the street, jingle jingle and I could only pass one or two beer vending machines before I would buy one.
 
So did mine, but I had not yet stopped to consider how strange that was. I guess I got hung up on airplane smoking sections. But our faculty smoked in their offices.

Ah, smoking at work and in the airports, I miss that. I went to the Indy 500 for the first time a few years ago with some buddies that attend annually. It was the last year there for public smoking, and it was awesome: we smoked in lines, at every restaurant, and even in the stadium! I felt naughty, and I liked it. At my last corporate job, I was the Director of Sales for the East coast and had to make my rounds to over 30 hotels out there each year. Richmond VA is a smoker's paradise, you can still smoke at the AP, hotels, restaurants, etc.. I like that funky little city, I got laid there a lot...
 
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