Boosts growth by rubbing roots in anus?

chillok said:

This thread reminds me of Black Ivory coffee. This rich fella I know tried some in Dubai. Beans eaten by elephants and shit out. Apparently it's very good

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Theres a weasel coffee thats made the same way.

qwizoking said:

You want pin to be back..

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Ya, when hes not being a giant dick hes the funniest fucker around, and giant dick only makes up maybe 10% of his posts. Ya i want him back. Although i do enjoy the peace and quiet right now. Its been nice.

chillok said:

This thread reminds me of Black Ivory coffee. This rich fella I know tried some in Dubai. Beans eaten by elephants and shit out. Apparently it's very good

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I told you guys

Johnson Malone said:

I just finished rubbing the seeds on my anus and some fecal matter stayed on the seed...I am guessing this will help the grow like how manure helps with farming... Is this a good thing or is it like adding too much water to your plant making it die...also i thing i lost some seeds in my anus

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Lmao omg I'm dying

Indacouch said:

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These young ladies are using a similar technique to chug cough syrup that I use to get ready for dipping my cuttings .....helps to have a friend if your new to anal dipping ......

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That's the way to party! CCC

If you germ your seed in a fresh uterus of newly sacrificed Virgin the resulting bud if smoked will give you immortality and a 10+ inch penis and\or clitoris!

if you do it right you can grow right out of your hole, its called poopshootponics.
i have never heard of the human anus containing grow boosters. shit might depending on what you eat. However humanure is usually composted or shit used a year after being buried in dirt. i think poo probably contains and propagates bacteria that may not be so beneficial to plants may enter into final product to be consumed and could draw pests.

Matt Damon grew potatoes on Mars, farmed in his own shit. Maybe he used the "PoopShootin'Potatonics" to help grow his plants? lol He was a Botanist.

Dont forget to FOLIAR SPRAY them with diarrhea. It kills mites too.

NoWaistedSpace said:

Matt Damon grew potatoes on Mars, farmed in his own shit. Maybe he used the "PoopShootin'Potatonics" to help grow his plants? lol He was a Botanist.

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Yes that's what the original article in high times referred to this

So I have rubbed my unit on the girls once or twice. Let em know who's they're daddy.

I asked my dispensary if they could get seeds that you can shove up your ass ....
The security guard pulled his gun and chased me down the street ...

Oh well...

Johnson Malone said:

Yes that's what the original article in high times referred to this

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What!? What article? You said someone told you this was how they grew such bomb pot. So i ask you what article? I don't think its an article. I think if you rub your seeds on a bulls ass and he calls you brother , your plants will be blessed and not need fertilizer. Good day sir.

Johnson Malone said:

Hey it was for

comic relief...one post .also my seeds have been in a zip lock bag for 3 days after soaking in water for 1 day. Still no roots. It's a bit cold here in NE ANY advice? I don't want to buy a seeding mat

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Poop on em.

seems like RU has reached a new low. guess too much weed does have bad side effects

esh dov ets said:

What!? What article? You said someone told you this was how they grew such bomb pot. So i ask you what article? I don't think its an article. I think if you rub your seeds on a bulls ass and he calls you brother , your plants will be blessed and not need fertilizer. Good day sir.

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The couple told me about the article. They from cali

To make your plants really frosty, cum all over them...but dot use any lube. The lube will kill the plant. Do this about a week before harvest and make sure you aim for the buds. Might have to do this several times to cover the whole plant

my sides are in orbit right now guys

OMFG!

He (the OP) posted a pic of a gay sex doll? Now why do I suspect it's not "seeds" he rolls around his anus????

zem said:

where i come from, people like you don't get to say much, they get banned like last year. You stink

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no - his ass stinks