Boosts growth by rubbing roots in anus?

Has rubbing the seedling in and around anus boosted your growth and yield?

  • yes

    Votes: 18 78.3%
  • no

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • can't tell

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • Total voters
    23

greasemonkeymann

Well-Known Member
:roll::shock:OMG. Why not just take a crap, put it in a bag, then dip your plants or do you ass dippers like it
dude...
everyone knows that to properly inoculate seeds via fecal matter, you MUST have fresh microbial diversity acquired from aforementioned puckered anus, and that's simply not possible with your lazy-ass method
jeez man..
I mean just do it right man..
do it right.
 
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