The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

CarolinaPothead

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I love when people who use weed/coffee or drink say "I don't take drugs". There's a special hotel on denial island for them all ;-)
Well since we are on a weed site, its kinda obvious most here use weed. I only meant that i dont do cocaine, meth, pills, or any hard drugs. Weed and coffee hardly are in the same league as heroin. Ill rephrase it for people who cant read between the lines. " The only scheduled drug I use is weed my coffee is decaf" and both those are legal where i am. .
 

VaSmile

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winner winner chicken dinner - thought nobody was gonna raise that point !

Seabird guano , Bat guano , cow manure , chicken shit , earthworm shit , urea based nutes - etc.
It’s a shit a palooza in the garden and people frown on the obvious. I’m not saying go take a deuce on your tomatoes - that’s nasty af and you should be beaten up. I’m not saying go to the sizzler salad bar and wiz on the spring mix or bean salad either , ya nasty asses.

I’m saying that there is plenty of “ ASS TO PLATE “ agricultural practices in food production. Everywhere from production handling ( toilet hands ), pesticide residue , heavy metals , pathogenic bacteria, and a thousand ways to have it end up “ in your body “ .


You think , the water you drink whether bottled , municipal or park water fountain …. hasn’t been filtered , Uv , chemically treated and more ?
Plenty of hobo piss , dead bodies , bio solids , shit , piss , curb runoff and god knows what has already been in it at some time BEFORE you get it as the end product. Who hasn’t pissed in the pool , ocean or a water bottle ( quit leaving that shit on the freeway you nasty fucks :bigjoint:)

Weed grows in shit ….it will grow on piss.
But should I take my morning BM in my compost bin?
 

Tvanmunhen

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My wife says Flower Girl smells like a dead rat(it really does lol) how can this be any worse? My grow is in my spare bathroom anyways so she'd rather have a little pee smell than dead stuff.(jokes on her, now it will be both ,haha.) Im willing to bet that a healthy soil microbiome will convert it fast enough that the smell wont be that bad. Ive wanted to piss on Bob Bergman's beans for a good while now i get the chance, lol . Whizz Widow it shall be!
Nice!
 

Tvanmunhen

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isnt 1-3 too concentrated??? your ment to use 1-10 for best results.
if you know anyone with kids, there pee is best for flowering, where as grown adults has a higher phos/potass concentration
I imagine 10-1 is for daily fertigation. Perhaps he's adjusting it to fit his schedule.
 

Budzbuddha

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Serious question: do you plan to keep your water intake, diet, exercise, perspiration rate, etc the same, so your pee will have a consistent chemical makeup throughout the test?
Unfortunately , i will not dive into that much of a controlled experiment- this is rather a raw , straight to the pee kind of grow as one would do with some plant or tree in the yard.

The dilute ratio was to temper it for such a young plant. Final will be 1:1.

I have plenty of THC in me pee to give back - the yellow circle of life . :bigjoint:
 

DrDukePHD

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Well since we are on a weed site, its kinda obvious most here use weed. I only meant that i dont do cocaine, meth, pills, or any hard drugs. Weed and coffee hardly are in the same league as heroin. Ill rephrase it for people who cant read between the lines. " The only scheduled drug I use is weed my coffee is decaf" and both those are legal where i am. .
I hear you friend. No offense btw, it's just a scientific fact, all drugs are drugs. There are socially acceptable legal & illegal drugs. Then there is non-socially acceptable legal & illegal drug use. It's community based & basically changes from one group of people to another. Some of the most successful people on the planet take legal ADHD meds (one of which is actual literal meth, look it up).

I try to point out there's no scientific reasoning for establishing that divide. You can die or ruin your life (just like hard drug users) by drinking too much caffeine, alcohol, or eating too much sugar/carbs, or just by being/acting like a jerk, or riding a motorcycle.

There are responsible, decent, kind, awesome "hard" drug users. I've met a few in my day, coolest people I ever hung out with. All of this to say, lets get rid of the stigma. Take the current unkown fent. blackmarket danger out of it & all drugs are drugs. :peace:

Now back to the Pee thread, I'm all bout it Budz, great idea!
 

CarolinaPothead

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I hear you friend. No offense btw, it's just a scientific fact, all drugs are drugs. There are socially acceptable legal & illegal drugs. Then there is non-socially acceptable legal & illegal drug use. It's community based & basically changes from one group of people to another. Some of the most successful people on the planet take legal ADHD meds (one of which is actual literal meth, look it up).

I try to point out there's no scientific reasoning for establishing that divide. You can die or ruin your life (just like hard drug users) by drinking too much caffeine, alcohol, or eating too much sugar/carbs, or just by being/acting like a jerk, or riding a motorcycle.

There are responsible, decent, kind, awesome "hard" drug users. I've met a few in my day, coolest people I ever hung out with. All of this to say, lets get rid of the stigma. Take the current unkown fent. blackmarket danger out of it & all drugs are drugs. :peace:

Now back to the Pee thread, I'm all bout it Budz, great idea!
Sure i agree with the technicalities. I only stated it for the plants purposes. But, I have done every drug that I was able to find over the years and i can assure you that they arent all equal in a practical way. Philosophically yeah , but my point was that im not puttin anything poisonous in me pee. Btw, no offense taken its just a conversation for another time.
 
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