The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

CarolinaPothead

CarolinaPothead

Well-Known Member
Oh god, i laugh till i cry because its so fkn true. People are nasty in so many ways that a bit of wee on a plant is hardly something shocking. In fact im rather pleased at the results my plants provided. I mean the pee was the only difference in medium or nutrients. The pee plant only put out green leaves( mostly) after the pee. Both got calmag and flower girl. The control plant just got yellower and yellower. All i can think is the pee plant was still stretching and needed the N.
 
Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

Well-Known Member
IMG_9673.jpeg PEE FLOWER POWER

Yellow Dream is definitely hitting the gas ( pee pedal ) and is setting up budsites.

My Magpissicent ( magnificent ) Mystical Mellow Yellow Bloom Booster Molecular Mist treatment is apparently working ( so far ;) ) . She is still a little dark ( probably from the fish fert fuck up ) but is still looking pretty good.

Pretty in Stink :mrgreen:

Plant is thriving better than imagined. I seriously thought it would burn initially but it seems to truck along without any real symptom or deficiency.

I know there is some science behind urine in agriculture and large studies done but it definitely opened up my eyes seeing results firsthand.

It would trip me out if i get yellow flowers …:o

She had her last Pee Water drink awhile ago and still feels a bit heavy. She is definitely a slow drinker. Been noticing it can go 3-4 days before feeling “ somewhat “ lighter.

IMG_0213.jpegIMG_0214.jpeg
 
Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

Well-Known Member
IMG_9673.jpeg Today’s Reci-PEE - Goldilocks Bread

Who’s hungry ?

IMG_0221.jpeg
Stream of wheat?

An enterprising French baker (Wee-Wee :mrgreen: ) is switching up her bread recipe, or should we say reci-pee, by using wheat fertilized with female urine harvested from public restrooms.

“Urine is a great fertilizer,” said engineer and self-proclaimed “ecofeminist” Louise Raguet, who regularly gathers piddle from female urinals in the 14th Arrondissement of Paris, reported RT. She’s the brains behind “Boucle d’Or” — or Goldilocks bread.

Raguet’s goal: To “break taboos over excrement,” and create a sustainable food cycle.

According to a new study published by the French Urban Planning Agency, some 29 million loaves of urine-utilizing bread could be baked daily, saving farmers 703 tons of nitrogen employed in artificial fertilizers per day. Perhaps it’s true what they say that April showers bringing May flours.

“It’s a neglected liquid, usually dismissed as a waste,” said Raguet, adding that urine harbors nitrogen, potassium and many of the other nutrients that plants extract from the soil. As such, it “should be treated like a gold mine,” she said.

Going to the bathroom is literally flushing food potential down the toilet. “When you pee in water, treatment plants remove the nutrients,” she said. “They do not return to the earth. The system is not circular.”

Sounds PEElicious :D

IMG_0222.gif
 
CarolinaPothead

CarolinaPothead

Well-Known Member
This is no longer a if. Its just a how much, when ,how often and what mixed with it. @Budzbuddha has layed out the science, the reasons and even proposed it as a fun experiment. But its more than a joke, thats whats so great. My Pee plant is doing waay better than the control plant. If I had used it from the start then im sure my plant woulda never got so yellow. It is funny, getting to make peepee jokes and goofy names but the better my buds look the more i chuckle. I fkn knew it.lol you crazy green thumb. I knew you weren't playing. Its too easy . 2 years ago i thought i needed 4 bottles nutes minimum. Last grow i switched to dry amendments to better results easier done. This is even easier. We have literally been pissing away our fertilizer money. Not saying im tossing my other gear, but its nice to know i have the option ya know? Besides the experiment ends up with some fat buds.
 
Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

Well-Known Member
Im not here to piss on anyone’s parade ( pee what i did there :mrgreen: ) as to this being a substitution for basic nutrients- it just basically highlights what elements are in the nute lines we already use to grow , whether weed or other plants.

Nobody has an issue using animal / fish shit in our grows but pee freaks people out.

SMH :wall:

Urea is a low cost nitrogen fertilizer form. This is because of its high nitrogen composition and consequent low transport and storage costs. Urea may be the fertilizer of choice when only nitrogen is needed in a soil fertility program.

Urea based fertilizer has been used from the beginning of time - I don’t pretend to know everything about this subject , just knew Urea was a solid nitrogen source as is Fish shit , cow manure , bat shit , seagull guano and on and on.

Even that baker in the article above would use wheat grown with urine …. But if she sourced wheat grown “ conventionally “ using “ organic “ ( compost / shit ) or agriculture fertilizer ( odds are pretty high its got some kind of urea based elements ) in it.

It’s an Ass to mouth world we live in.
Hang on and enjoy the Ride.

bongsmilie
 
cues

cues

Well-Known Member
I've messed around with peeing on a compost area I built from palletts to cut down on waste bills. Had few acres of sports ground and bar at the time. Grass clippings/leaves etc. I already knew about using beer dregs in the turf (sugars and starches feed bennies) but didn't drink beer myself and composting with urine as an accelerator. First year went ok with me peeing on it. Each cubic metre would break down to a couple of bucket fulls in about 6 months. Then I encouraged some of the lads to use it as a toilet after a few beers (saved them walking inside). Massive difference. Halved the composting time. All in, my 'experiment' saved £1000 a year in skip costs.
 
bursto

bursto

Well-Known Member
be like, "Now im going to need this large jar filled almost full each day for the next 6 months, then we move into stage 2 of the program"
 
HydroKid239

HydroKid239

Well-Known Member
Budzbuddha said:
HapPEE Saturday fellow gardeners :weed:

Don’t forget to check your soggy diapers for liquid gold and compost ass “ kling ons “ - valuable amendments for your spring / summer harvests.

Incontrol fancy pee collector briefs are available online , for that ASSY CLASSY look in tuxedo black. Now infused with WHIFF X technology ( true story:bigjoint:) .

Odor absorbing technology will neutralize odors during and after use, making your day and your waste bin fresher. A garden , ready to use in your pants !

View attachment 5292550
Click to expand...
What about light leaks? Does it take away from its sterility? Lol

Side thought.. I wonder what this guy was posing for.. :lol: He doesn’t look comfortable in his skin.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top